I was thinking this, but Wil says it better.

6. The last thing I want to say really makes me feel like a dick, but it's come up a lot and I owe it to all of you to be honest and open. I'm not going to lie to you, @you, it's overwhelming, really cool, and a little scary that there are about 53,000 people following me on Twitter. If I think about it too much, like right now, I get freaked out. The way I continue having fun with Twitter is that I do what I want with it, and I hope you'll come along for the ride if you think it's worth it. But if you do follow me, please don't @ complain at me about how often I'm tweeting or what I tweet about. I'm not interested in censoring myself for anyone — not for @you, not for @youtoo, and not even for you, @wilsmom. If you're disappointed that I'm not the kid I used to be, or you decide I talk too much, or you just don't think I'm very interesting, that's cool — no one likes everything or everyone. But don't ask me to change to please you. Just unfollow, and we'll each go our own way, cherishing the time we had together and moving on. No regrets. We'll always have Paris.

So basically the same rules apply. Feel free to opt out.

Status reports are used by management to track productivity and performance, so I am told. I'm calling bullshit. Status reports are management's way of making you do something you don't want to do or a way for them to take all the credit for busting your ass to make them look good.

I saw this at a former employer. Good times.

I am enjoying this book.

Remember: the only person who can sit on your ass is you.